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THE YEAR OF ALIEN MOVIES HAS COMETH

The Year of Alien Movies Has Cometh

Written by r on 9. February 2011 09:04


So, who's in love with the "Transformers 3" trailer that premiered during the Super Bowl? From an initial standpoint, it looks like Bay has returned to the dark, atmospheric tone that was set in the first movie. And the directing during the action sequences looks the best of the trilogy. Thank god... I was starting the join the other 6 billion people who thinks Bay should stay away from black humor in the form of twin robotic aliens.

Steven Spielberg... JJ Abrams... two names which I frequented in my head whilst frequenting the space in between my pajama pants and my.....................

"Super 8". Sounds like a prequel to Burton's "9". Ambiguous... entirely. But anyway...

What the hell is it?! No seriously... what... the... fuck... Is it cloverfield's baby? There's explosions going off and a lot of running... and some dude being dragged... A monster movie? Horror? More alien invasions? Oh god, no...please...not another.

By far, the most unintentional funny movie goes to "Cowboys and Aliens". Mr Indiana Jones and Bond themselves... in the wild west... against aliens. HOW CAN YOU TOP THIS?! HOW?! There is NO hope for any movie made after this summer.

And lastly but not leastly (that rolls off the tongue quite nicely), "Battle: Los Angeles". I really can't say much more about this than *cough*Transformers*cough*Skyline*cough*DoesItBetterThanBoth*sneeze*

DISCLAIMER The previous statement was not an insult toward any movie mentioned. It was an attempt to express my opinion that Battle:LA will be the better alien invasion movie released this summer. Sorry if I have offended any fanboy in the process. I hope you will be able to sleep tonight if i have offended you.

Conclusively, I don't think I make enough money to watch all 148.5 alien invasion movies coming out this Summer, but I'm thinking Adams and Spielberg might give Bay a run for his money......pffffffffffffff, what am I thinking? The Transformers fanboys alone will set box office records.
COMMENTS
#26pray Kyoto 26. February 2011 14:53
i thought he would mean how in both there's some nonesense and "shittiness" envolved (storywise)

see alive or similiar

but you'r version makes more sense nickrndm ;D
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