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THE YEAR OF ALIEN MOVIES HAS COMETH

The Year of Alien Movies Has Cometh

Written by r on 9. February 2011 09:04


So, who's in love with the "Transformers 3" trailer that premiered during the Super Bowl? From an initial standpoint, it looks like Bay has returned to the dark, atmospheric tone that was set in the first movie. And the directing during the action sequences looks the best of the trilogy. Thank god... I was starting the join the other 6 billion people who thinks Bay should stay away from black humor in the form of twin robotic aliens.

Steven Spielberg... JJ Abrams... two names which I frequented in my head whilst frequenting the space in between my pajama pants and my.....................

"Super 8". Sounds like a prequel to Burton's "9". Ambiguous... entirely. But anyway...

What the hell is it?! No seriously... what... the... fuck... Is it cloverfield's baby? There's explosions going off and a lot of running... and some dude being dragged... A monster movie? Horror? More alien invasions? Oh god, no...please...not another.

By far, the most unintentional funny movie goes to "Cowboys and Aliens". Mr Indiana Jones and Bond themselves... in the wild west... against aliens. HOW CAN YOU TOP THIS?! HOW?! There is NO hope for any movie made after this summer.

And lastly but not leastly (that rolls off the tongue quite nicely), "Battle: Los Angeles". I really can't say much more about this than *cough*Transformers*cough*Skyline*cough*DoesItBetterThanBoth*sneeze*

DISCLAIMER The previous statement was not an insult toward any movie mentioned. It was an attempt to express my opinion that Battle:LA will be the better alien invasion movie released this summer. Sorry if I have offended any fanboy in the process. I hope you will be able to sleep tonight if i have offended you.

Conclusively, I don't think I make enough money to watch all 148.5 alien invasion movies coming out this Summer, but I'm thinking Adams and Spielberg might give Bay a run for his money......pffffffffffffff, what am I thinking? The Transformers fanboys alone will set box office records.
COMMENTS
#1Oui BartlomiejOtlowski 9. February 2011 09:26
Alien movies are ok because they always want to destroy america. but.. fuck.. you have always a scientist which has old car but fucking always! Is faster then earthquake/tornado/lava/flood/lasers of space ships.Then he goes to secret base with NASA-CIA-FBI-CNN goverment's soliders after 30minutes he has an idea that aliens don't like water.. and voilaaa Americans destroyz aliens and then in 2months repiars their country because alines from other galactic want to destroy them too.. So yee.. I like it very much.. zZZzZzzz Only one good reason why moviemakers should whatch them is FXFXFXFXFXFXFX. Trully awsome. ;)

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#2r Style-Productions 9. February 2011 09:38
you pretty much nailed it.
#3Dec HLAE 9. February 2011 17:09
Transformers 3! Hell yeah!

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#4Cloud8 9. February 2011 22:23
holy shit that battle la looked sweet!
#5slize Elegato 12. February 2011 04:09
Anthony how can you even compare Transformers 3 to Skyline or Cowboys and Aliens...It's ridiculous dude...
I know what you gonna say here - stupid robotic toys, flying megatron Inc. AND SPACE, YEAH SPACE YOU HEARD IT.

All in love I'm a big fan of Transformers. If you wan't an ambitious movie than watch it, if you wan't pure entertainment - go for it, this goes for Transformers.

Havent seen Skyline but its a big shit as never before (from what I've heard).

Recently I saw 127 hours - very good movie but...It's another class. So I dont get it why you even bother to compare Transformers with other shits here. Its all about comics and childhood, skyline and other shit is some poor imagination made JUST for kids and money.

Ontopic: Alien movies - the most overused sci-fi subject. As Oui said, it's all about America, they could at least move their asses to somewhere else just to make it more original than previous productions.
Fuck this, I'm gonna watch Transformers 3 more than 3 times, deal with it.
Blu-ray - I'm comming for You.


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#6r Style-Productions 12. February 2011 08:51
woa woa woa WOA!... at what point did i start comparing any of the movies i referenced in the article? The only minute reference i made to any form of comparison is when i commented on "Battle: LA" which IMO, looks like the BETTER alien invasion movie coming out this summer. It had nothing to do with the "stupid robotic toys, flying megatron, more slize rambling, ect" I don't know where your anger induced rambling is coming from considering I complimented the new Transformers movie in the opening paragraph.

slize wrote:
All in love I'm a big fan of Transformers. If you wan't an ambitious movie than watch it, if you wan't pure entertainment - go for it, this goes for Transformers


I've seen both Transformers movies and enjoyed the first one... the second was horrible.

slize wrote:
Havent seen Skyline but its a big shit as never before (from what I've heard).


Havent seen skyline either. I heard it fell flat and offered nothing new to the genre.


slize wrote:
Recently I saw 127 hours - very good movie but...It's another class. So I dont get it why you even bother to compare Transformers with other shits here. Its all about comics and childhood, skyline and other shit is some poor imagination made JUST for kids and money


I have no idea where 127 Hours came from... didn't mention that. As for you rambling about Transformers again... i didnt compare it to anything. Just implied ambiguously that i thought "Battle: LA" will be the better alien movie.

slize wrote:
Fuck this, I'm gonna watch Transformers 3 more than 3 times, deal with it.


You're more than welcome to. I could care less.

You either completely misunderstood my article, misunderstood the English language, or read into my article way too much to make the assumption I was degrading your "comics and childhood".

Check what you read next time. You embarrass yourself.


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#7Cloud8 12. February 2011 12:56
THE NEXT POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT DUCKS.
#8slize Elegato 12. February 2011 14:33
Hhah Anthony calm down. I'm not angry sir. I'm not embarrassing myself. Your article is about the 3rd one I've read about alien movies and in each people are comparing Transformers to other sci-fi movies. Maybe thats why I understood your article a bit wrong.

"read into my article way too much to make the assumption I was degrading your "comics and childhood". "
Your interpretation of my words was always fantastic...

If it comes to the conversation about Transformers, i'm oversensitive due to people thoughts about it.

Do you have to mention some title/topic, so other people can start talking about it? No. I just mentioned 127h just to compare the reason, why I'm watching more ambitious movie and why I'm watching robots etc.

Anthony you could at least try to understand what I meant.
Okay you didn't compare compare it directly to all those movies, somehow I found the comparison here.
Sorry For misunderstanding, as I said, I'm oversensitive sometimes.
Cheers


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#9r Style-Productions 12. February 2011 15:09
I'm calm. Your post was just full of ignorance and it annoyed me slightly. I still don't follow your 127H allusion and comparison, but its no matter at this point.

And for me to "understand" what you meant is for you to "understand" what my article was originally about. You can't turn this around and make it my fault when you were harassing me unjustly. You shouldn't have assumed that i was writing another arrogant, trashy piece about your movie.

No harm done. Just figured it was appropriate to defend my article. Cheers back at you.
#10slize Elegato 12. February 2011 15:23
I'm not gonna turn anything against as you might assume.
And believe it or not, I'm not an ingorant.


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#11r Style-Productions 12. February 2011 15:34
Everyone shows a bit of ignorance in their lives and this was one time that you did. I don't believe you are permanently stuck like that... at least i would hope not. it would be a confusing life :D
#12slize Elegato 12. February 2011 15:40
Yeah... Really confusing :D

Good DISCLAIMER!

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#13Cloud8 12. February 2011 17:55
im ignorant...dont hate me :(
#14atwspoon 15. February 2011 02:56
DUCKS.
DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS.
DUCK DUCK DUCK GOOSE.
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!
DUCK DUCK DUCK GOOSE.
DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS.
DUCKS.
#15pray Kyoto 16. February 2011 20:55
love it. anthony's comments are always a bit of an english lesson for me :D
#16r Style-Productions 16. February 2011 21:01
ya, i always write like a scholarly retard when i'm being condescending. its a curse
#17pray Kyoto 16. February 2011 21:18
a scholarly retard with flawless argumentation and convincing statements :>

i enjoy the slightly increasing vocabulary that comes with reading your posts regulary :heart:

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#18r Style-Productions 16. February 2011 21:39
hahaha, i should start a weekday television show.
#19slize Elegato 17. February 2011 04:52
Thats why I love to discuss with you Anthony, always dictionary is on my tab.

BTW I miss those books here by Niklas.

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#20r Style-Productions 17. February 2011 05:15
yes, niklas always had a way of explaining something as simple as the color of the sky with no less than 600 words.
#21pray Kyoto 17. February 2011 10:52
hahaha :D good old times
#22slize Elegato 18. February 2011 09:19
I miss old style....
#23waterfly 23. February 2011 07:36
How much do you think the real movies and cs movies are related except for the camera work?
#24r Style-Productions 23. February 2011 07:45
I'm not quite following your question. care to elaborate?

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#25nickrandom 26. February 2011 05:52
#23 that would be a good topic for an article, not saying they're in any way related or even close to each other in difficulty, but there's definitely alot more that goes into frag movies than most people would think.

#24 I think he's asking if you think frag movies and "IRL" movies are edited or created in a similar way, and to what extent.
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