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For the past sixteen months cRZYFST has been a tormented man. It was a terribly exhausting job. No, not the editing itself, that shit is mad easy for him. No,he was forced to keep a terrible secret. A secret to torment him for the extensive length of those sixteen months, actually, is sixteen months really all that extensive? I mean, sure it’s more than a year, but, really, is it all that long in the grand scheme of things. Life is short, people, stop spending it watching Frag Movies.
Mourning Walls Collapse sure was critically acclaimed. I mean, everyone, including GotFrag, thought it remarkable. Nikz didn’t think to highly of it. But no matter, really, no matter. He still spent the final months of Mourning Walls Collapse thinking, wishing, preparing for Mourning Walls Collapse II: The Hallowed Intervention.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, er, mostly gentlemen, Mourning Walls Collapse has a proper sequel. Enough with this Eve Bullshit, right? Now, there is no other way to do this justice than quote it’s introduction.
Hear the winds/The Winds whom whistle/They Call the names/Of Great Warriors/Warriors of Old/Warriors who hold dear the traditions/The traditions of/Honor/Glory/und/History
This movie, like that of Daniel Hagelin’s Final Fantasy: High Voltage video, is a love letter of sorts. No, this is a true love letter. There is no other way to describe this sequence of death. This is out of love. Nikz, that loveable little German, and Vibeke, that girl he kind-of, sort-of stalks via the internet, are madly in love. There are no ways to separate them, well, besides a sea and a small country no one cares about. cRZYFST, deciding to profess the true, deep level of his love has developed this movie. In fact, he wrote the second song in the film, entitled “Vibeke please S my D” We here are Style-Productions now present, in full, the lyrics to that song”
“Vibeke/OH- Vibeke, ich liebe dich/es gibt keinen Wiedereinbau für Furcht/ich gebe und ich nehme/aber meistens ich nehme/wie ich im Augenblick von den Besuchern nehme/haben sie keinen Anhaltspunkt/daß dieses ein Witz ist fucking morons können tun/was sie wünschen/OH- bitte/bitte/bitte/vibeke wird nicht du S mein D.”
Beautiful, no? Well, that was a joke. I guess you could even call that song, an “April Fool’s” joke. Don’t know if t counts though.
We know you all want to see this movie. Undoubtedly you are jealous I have already viewed it. And believe you mean, this visceral, visual masterpiece will leave your pants wet with man juice from a manwich no woman could ever supply. Forget procreation of the human race my friends, nothing of that sort matters anymore. I for one will attest to the fact that you can reproduce with Mourning Walls Collapse II: The Hallowed Intervention. So far I have made four human-frag film monster-hybrids through this form of sexual intercourse which involves the hard drive, vanilla extract, onions, batteries, three pounds sterling, and some coffee or Earl Grey Tea (either will work). I am becoming faint, forgive me. I need to view this film again, let’s hope the screenshots convince you to make love to this film. With a woman or not.
   
Title: Mourning Walls Collapse II: The Hallowed Intervention
Director: cRZYFST
Frags By: Kayfunk, Ksharp, cRZYFST, PAVA, MRZ, JavaX, Warden, Moto, Method, Pondfiller, Kyle Shellhouse, Anthony, Slize, Context, H-L
Soundtrack:
Nine Inch Nails - The Frail
Tranzident & Suta - Day by Day
The Legion of Doom - Home Invasion Robbery
Violent Work Of Art - A Sad Creation
Thomas Rusiak - Unicorn
Length: 11 Minutes
Download Link: Style FTP
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